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木曜日, 8月 07, 2008
Once upon a time, there were a few freshmen living in Hall 8 Block 41.It was a happy place until one day they found one Singh living there always spitting into the water cooler and using the upwards spraying water to wash his mucus filled nostril. This utterly disgusted them and as such, they warned him and issued a notice to all block resident at the water cooler to remind him not to do it.
However, the efforts were largely futile.
The next years, these freshmen became senior, and the same complain of the Singh came from their juniors living in the block. The same warning goes and they prayed that he doesn't do such disgusting stuff again.
Another year flies, beautiful day in the block and someone caught the Singh again spitting and washing his nostril. The resident was utterly disgusted and complained to the hall office and the JCRC. So one of the JCRC member frustrated_boy85@hotmail.com decided to send an email to complain to the block prof. The block prof and shf comfronted him and this is the cock email he replied.
From: #SINGH#
To: SHF
Cc: HF
Subject: RE: Regarding Resident spitting into the water cooler
Respected Sir
First of all i would like to extend my deep apology to everyone concerned Sir.
Sir i was not aware of this fact until today Sir as nobody ever told me or talked to me about it. Had anyone talked to me about it or told me i would have taken the precautionary measure there and then itself Sir. I would never intend to bother anyone Sir in such a bad manner.Sir i never ever did spit or washed my nostrils in the water cooler, Sir i suffer from sever Sinus and sometimes while drinking water my throat does get itchy but i never spit Sir.
Sir i rest assure you and everyone Sir from now on i would take along water bottle with me and fill the water in the bottle and then drink it Sir and not drink it otherwise to cause any suspicions Sir.
Sir actually i have seen people spit and brush their teeth near water cooler and kitch sink and i feel irritated at that Sir so i would never ever think to doing that kind of act Sir, Sir i dont know if it is a misunderstanding or something but i rest assure you that from now on i would not give any chance of complaints from my side to anyone Sir.
Sir actually i always clean the water cooler thrice with water since i am really a health consicous person and its really sad that my hallmates have such a poor impression of me Sir.
Sir had anyone talked to me before or told me about it previously, this issue would never had gone so far Sir.
I am really really Sorry to everyone concerned Sir and would rest assure that from now on i would take care of this issue Sir.
Thanks a lot Sir
With deep apologies
Regards
Singh
If I were to do a summary on his email, two words: TALK COCK.